Catch “Fake-Fast” sites in 30 seconds (TTFB, cache flags, script bloat)
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AI, culture, and friction as a feature. Notes from the edge of the interface. Originals live at vibeaxis.com — weekly Reality Patch Notes. Ship it → vibeaxis.com/subscribe
Tiny free tool I built to spot “performance theater” — pretty scores, lousy feel.
• Paste a URL, get TTFB + cache hints + script bloat flags
• Client-side probe; no signup, no storage
• Works well for sanity-checking dashboards
→ Try it: https://vibeaxis.com/fake-fast-detector/
Docs/receipts: https://vax-proof-stamp.pages.dev/
If you’ve got edge cases (heavy CDNs, unusual cache chains), drop them — I’m collecting weird ones.